WTF!?!?! Life sucks!  No tickets throughout college, then BOOM! 3 of them in a month! A parking ticket for returning a book in a 3 minute time period, and by the time I got back a stupid meter maid was already writing out the ticket! I swear she was prowling me or something! When I go back to pay ticket another day, I get ANOTHER parking ticket for street sweeping! Worse of all i get a ticket when my FRIEND got pulled over!!!! Of course I pulled over in my car too, but fucken prick of a cop busts out a ticket for me as if he wrote it up spur of the moment saying I didn't yield on a right turn A MILE BACK, WTF?!?!?!?!? Right when I'm low on funds and in search of a job. This has got to be the worse luck I've had in quite a while. I always say, when your on the bottom and things can't get any worse, you can only look up. Right now, I feel like my unlucky streak hasn't ended yet...

Life is pretty shit right now.... 

Friend: " you know theres a kung fu style called the Virgin Kung Fu style?"

Me: "I bet you practice it huh?"

Friend: "WTF you talking about man? I can't practice it, I always have you to mess with me."

Me:".......WTF are you talking about?"

Friend: "Oh shit, I meant the other way around."